January 2012
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Most episodes of Merlin:
Arthur: Merlin carry this object
Merlin: *drops it*
Arthur: Why are you so useless
Arthur: Why do I even keep you around
Arthur: You're so stupid
Arthur: And weak
Arthur: And useless
Arthur: And stupid
Arthur: And useless
Merlin: Yes I know *uses magic while Arthur's back is turned*
A VISITOR COMES TO CAMELOT
Merlin: I'm gonna go for a walk around the castle/town/woods OH MY GOD THE VISITOR IS USING MAGIC I HAVE TO TELL GAIUS HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME *runs back to the castle*
Merlin: Gaius the visitor is using magic I saw it
Gaius: No I don't think so Merlin now don't do anything rash keep a low profile
Merlin: *sigh* Okay Gaius I'll listen to you
MEANWHILE, IN MORGANA'S CHAMBERS
Uther: Morgana are you feeling all right
Morgana: Yes I'm fine you know I would tell you if something was wrong you're the only one I trust I love you so much you're like a father to me
Uther: And you are like a daughter to me and I would never let anything happen to you I will protect you til my dying breath *leaves*
Morgana: Muahahaha he has no idea I'm plotting to kill him
MERLIN SPIES ON VISITOR DURING VISITOR'S ALONE TIME IN THEIR QUARTERS AND WITNESSES MAGIC A SECOND TIME
Merlin: *running back to Gaius* Okay Gaius I really saw it this time, this is what happened, they used this object/said these words/turned into this creature
Gaius: Are you sure?
Merlin: Yes I saw it they're gonna kill Arthur we have to tell Uther
Gaius: Merlin you can't go accusing them, Uther will never take the word of a servant against that of a knight/a guest of the king/a lady
Merlin: Okay I'll take care of it don't worry
OBLIGATORY ARTHUR AND GWEN ANGST
Gwen: Arthur we can't be together
Arthur: I know
MERLIN TALKS TO THE DRAGON
Merlin: Tell me how to defeat the bad guy
Dragon: Ahhhhh young warlock I knew this would happen
Dragon: I knew I would see you
Dragon: I know everything
Dragon: You must protect Arthur
Dragon: Two sides of the same coin
Dragon: Your destiny
Merlin: Please, can you at least give me a hint
Dragon: You must promise--
Merlin: FINE
MERLIN ACQUIRES KNOWLEDGE/STRENGTH/ABILITY AND TRIES TO THWART THEM
ONCE
TWICE
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
SOMEHOW GAIUS'S STUDY MANAGES TO GET TRASHED IN THE PROCESS
NONETHELESS, THE THREAT IS NEUTRALIZED
Gaius: Merlin I'm very proud of you, you saved the kingdom
Merlin: Thanks Gaius
Arthur: *bellowing* MERLIN YOU IDIOT WASH MY CLOTHES POLISH MY ARMOR MAKE MY BED SCRUB THE FLOORS YOU'RE SO USELESS
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December 2011
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And also of the dancing.
But mostly the pony.
I NEED GIFS OF THE PONY.
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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loadedmashedpotatoes:
When an adult took standardized tests forced on kids
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rapisoffensive:
This was written by Marion Brady, veteran teacher, administrator, curriculum designer and author.
By Marion Brady
A longtime friend on the school board of one of the largest school systems in America did something that few public servants are willing to do. He took versions of his...